There’s this thing on netflix where a quick-cut/crap movie with a derivative title and cover is released to try and trap people that are waiting for a good movie to make it to dvd.

Every time we see the title we get a little excited and then let down when we see that it’s a fakey. I can only imagine all the grandparents that buy this crap and get annoyed when their ingrate grand-kids make a disgusted face upon opening their gifts. There’s something to be said that these kids movies are SO big that other movies can exist purely on the scraps.

For your kind review; in support of these claims…

• Chop, Kick Panda.
• Tappy Toes.
• Puss n’ Boots.